9 Comment(s)

1. Dear Abby Sucks! said
   

   Dear Rev Doctor,
   I was out on vacation and I asked a friend to be a house-sitter. You know to water the plants get the mail and stuff. I thought she was someone I could trust. A few days after I was back home, I found a pair of dirty women’s panties stuffed in my couch. Now she says she is a good church women (she is in her mid-20s) and a virgin. I don’t believe it now. How the hell do panties get stuffed in a couch if not from the heat of passion. I cant even be in the same room with her anymore and I don’t know what to do. Say something or not?? I need your help!

   07/31/07 1:15 PM
2. The Reverend Doctor said
   

   Dear Abby Sucks!

   To answer yo question….I often find dirty pairs of womens draws stuffed in my couch! This is nothing new to The Reverend Doctor so I can helps. First off…did you smell them? Not that it matters I just want to knows if you a sick fuck or not! Okay, if she is bundalicious then you ask her about them. If she ain’t forget about it! The reason…if she’s hot and she admits to you that she gots it on like the Easter Bunny on yo couch…you will have a windfall of beat-off material. If she isn’t hot you really donth want to knows!!!

   07/31/07 1:16 PM
3. Phil said
   

   Dear Reverend Doctor, I recently had WAY to much to drink at a birthday party for my sister in law, and well, I called her a dumb bitch (she definitely is!)in front of my wife’s entire family. Needless to say, they’re not at all pleased with me for this. Any ideas on how to smooth things over? ANY suggestions would be greatly appreciated. PS I love the show, just when I think you can’t get any funnier you do.

   08/1/07 6:33 AM
4. The Reverend Doctor said
   

   Phil

   Tell your peeps that you said she is a da-mmmh-itch (which is pronounce-ated like a retarded person or a severely drunk one for that matter) Da-mmmh-itch is one of the highest compliments a man can pay a women in the ancient language of Obunloopalopa. And The Reverend Doctor should knows…I have spent many years of my life studying this lost dead tongue which is egregious to Costa Rica.

   08/1/07 6:34 AM
5. ED said
   

   Hey Reverend Doctor, I’ve recently been divorced and I’m not quite sure how to get back in to the dating seen. I got married when I was 19, back then the only line I ever needed was: “I got beer in my van”. What do you say to charm the ladies, I’d love to know. ED

   08/1/07 7:05 AM
6. The Reverend Doctor said
   

   Ed

   I starts off with my best Billy Crystal….”Darlin’Let The Reverend Doctor say…You Look Mmmmarrrrrrisleysis” Then I says to her, “Tell The Reverend Doctor what your favorite breakfast food is.” She then asks why and I says…”So I knows what to cook you in the morning!” Works everytime my good man!!! Try it out for your self and let me know how it goes!

   Usually that is all the ole Reverend Doctor needs to gets in the door. Then If she is

   08/1/07 7:06 AM
7. ED said
   

   I tried it, everything fell apart when she asked me why I called myself The Reverend Doctor, and I said “I’m not him, but that’s what he told me to say”. ED

   08/5/07 8:22 AM
8. Lou said
   

   If it’s sometimes right to do wrong things for the right reasons, is it sometimes wrong to do right things for the right reasons?

   08/9/07 3:54 PM
9. It Hurts! said
   

   Dear Rev!

   My penis hurts when I pee and when I watch Brianna Banks’ movies
   I was out all last weekend and dont even remember what Bunda I was in!
   Do you know what I can do?

   08/10/07 8:50 AM

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