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	<title>Comments on: ASK&#8230; The Reverend Doctor</title>
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		<title>By: Electric Griddle</title>
		<link>http://www.ntsshow.com/wordpress/2007/07/31/ask-the-reverend-doctor/comment-page-1/#comment-4926</link>
		<dc:creator>Electric Griddle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Nov 2010 22:59:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>breakfast foods should always be high in protein and also in carbohydrates, we need food energy during the early morning *.&#039;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>breakfast foods should always be high in protein and also in carbohydrates, we need food energy during the early morning *.&#8217;</p>
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		<title>By: Socket Set</title>
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		<dc:creator>Socket Set</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Nov 2010 19:06:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>breakfast foods should always be high in protein and also in carbohydrates, we need food energy during the early morning .,`</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>breakfast foods should always be high in protein and also in carbohydrates, we need food energy during the early morning .,`</p>
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		<title>By: It Hurts!</title>
		<link>http://www.ntsshow.com/wordpress/2007/07/31/ask-the-reverend-doctor/comment-page-1/#comment-627</link>
		<dc:creator>It Hurts!</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Aug 2007 12:50:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dear Rev!

My penis hurts when I pee and when I watch Brianna Banks&#039; movies
I was out all last weekend and dont even remember what Bunda I was in!
Do you know what I can do?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dear Rev!</p>
<p>My penis hurts when I pee and when I watch Brianna Banks&#8217; movies<br />
I was out all last weekend and dont even remember what Bunda I was in!<br />
Do you know what I can do?</p>
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		<title>By: Lou</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lou</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Aug 2007 19:54:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If it&#039;s sometimes right to do wrong things for the right reasons, is it sometimes wrong to do right things for the right reasons?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If it&#8217;s sometimes right to do wrong things for the right reasons, is it sometimes wrong to do right things for the right reasons?</p>
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		<title>By: ED</title>
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		<dc:creator>ED</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Aug 2007 12:22:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I tried it, everything fell apart when she asked me why I called myself The Reverend Doctor, and I said &quot;I&#039;m not him, but that&#039;s what he told me to say&quot;. ED</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I tried it, everything fell apart when she asked me why I called myself The Reverend Doctor, and I said &#8220;I&#8217;m not him, but that&#8217;s what he told me to say&#8221;. ED</p>
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		<title>By: The Reverend Doctor</title>
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		<dc:creator>The Reverend Doctor</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Aug 2007 11:06:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ed

I starts off with my best Billy Crystal....&quot;Darlin&#039;Let The Reverend Doctor say...You Look Mmmmarrrrrrisleysis&quot; Then I says to her, &quot;Tell The Reverend Doctor what your favorite breakfast food is.&quot;  She then asks why and I says...&quot;So I knows what to cook you in the morning!&quot;  Works everytime my good man!!!  Try it out for your self and let me know how it goes!

Usually that is all the ole Reverend Doctor needs to gets in the door.  Then If she is</description>
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<p>I starts off with my best Billy Crystal&#8230;.&#8221;Darlin&#8217;Let The Reverend Doctor say&#8230;You Look Mmmmarrrrrrisleysis&#8221; Then I says to her, &#8220;Tell The Reverend Doctor what your favorite breakfast food is.&#8221;  She then asks why and I says&#8230;&#8221;So I knows what to cook you in the morning!&#8221;  Works everytime my good man!!!  Try it out for your self and let me know how it goes!</p>
<p>Usually that is all the ole Reverend Doctor needs to gets in the door.  Then If she is</p>
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		<title>By: ED</title>
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		<dc:creator>ED</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Aug 2007 11:05:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey Reverend Doctor, I&#039;ve recently been divorced and I&#039;m not quite sure how to get back in to the dating seen. I got married when I was 19, back then the only line I ever needed was: &quot;I got beer in my van&quot;. What do you say to charm the ladies, I&#039;d love to know.  ED</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey Reverend Doctor, I&#8217;ve recently been divorced and I&#8217;m not quite sure how to get back in to the dating seen. I got married when I was 19, back then the only line I ever needed was: &#8220;I got beer in my van&#8221;. What do you say to charm the ladies, I&#8217;d love to know.  ED</p>
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		<title>By: The Reverend Doctor</title>
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		<dc:creator>The Reverend Doctor</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Aug 2007 10:34:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Phil

Tell your peeps that you said she is a da-mmmh-itch (which is pronounce-ated like a retarded person or a severely drunk one for that matter) Da-mmmh-itch is  one of the highest compliments a man can pay a women in the ancient language of Obunloopalopa.  And The Reverend Doctor should knows...I have spent many years of my life studying this lost dead tongue which is egregious to Costa Rica.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Phil</p>
<p>Tell your peeps that you said she is a da-mmmh-itch (which is pronounce-ated like a retarded person or a severely drunk one for that matter) Da-mmmh-itch is  one of the highest compliments a man can pay a women in the ancient language of Obunloopalopa.  And The Reverend Doctor should knows&#8230;I have spent many years of my life studying this lost dead tongue which is egregious to Costa Rica.</p>
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		<title>By: Phil</title>
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		<dc:creator>Phil</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Aug 2007 10:33:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dear Reverend Doctor, I recently had WAY to much to drink at a birthday party for my sister in law, and well, I called her a dumb bitch (she definitely is!)in front of my wife&#039;s entire family. Needless to say, they&#039;re not at all pleased with me for this. Any ideas on how to smooth things over? ANY suggestions would be greatly appreciated.  PS I love the show, just when I think you can&#039;t get any funnier you do.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dear Reverend Doctor, I recently had WAY to much to drink at a birthday party for my sister in law, and well, I called her a dumb bitch (she definitely is!)in front of my wife&#8217;s entire family. Needless to say, they&#8217;re not at all pleased with me for this. Any ideas on how to smooth things over? ANY suggestions would be greatly appreciated.  PS I love the show, just when I think you can&#8217;t get any funnier you do.</p>
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		<title>By: The Reverend Doctor</title>
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		<dc:creator>The Reverend Doctor</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2007 17:16:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dear Abby Sucks!

To answer yo question....I often find dirty pairs of womens draws stuffed in my couch!  This is nothing new to The Reverend Doctor so I can helps.  First off...did you smell them?  Not that it matters I just want to knows if you a sick fuck or not!  Okay, if she is bundalicious then you ask her about them. If she ain&#039;t forget about it!  The reason...if she&#039;s hot and she admits to you that she gots it on like the Easter Bunny on yo couch...you will have a windfall of beat-off material.  If she isn&#039;t hot you really donth want to knows!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dear Abby Sucks!</p>
<p>To answer yo question&#8230;.I often find dirty pairs of womens draws stuffed in my couch!  This is nothing new to The Reverend Doctor so I can helps.  First off&#8230;did you smell them?  Not that it matters I just want to knows if you a sick fuck or not!  Okay, if she is bundalicious then you ask her about them. If she ain&#8217;t forget about it!  The reason&#8230;if she&#8217;s hot and she admits to you that she gots it on like the Easter Bunny on yo couch&#8230;you will have a windfall of beat-off material.  If she isn&#8217;t hot you really donth want to knows!!!</p>
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