Archive for August 2007

NTS Billboard Spotted!!!

This is Iris. She was traveling in Arizona, saw my billboard and had her hubby snap this pic!!! Thanks to her for sending it in!!! I am glad to finally see one of these freaking billboards!!! I mean I paid a lot of money for these damn things and this is the first one I’ve [...]

Who Should Be The Next Miss NTS Show?

Voting Overview 1) There are five lovely contestants. 2) Review them….then scroll down cast your vote 3) You can vote for your favorite lady once per day 4) All voting will end at midnight on Sept 2, 2007 NOTE: The picture you see here of each contestant is the one that was viewed the most [...]

August 13 2007 NTS Show

The Reverend Doctor’s twelfth show of the year is a masterpiece writes The New York Times! Word out of Costaland is that Doc is back from vacation and back from his MySpace exile�.but what the hell is wrong with him? Is he really losing it? It appears so!!! Tune in to find out the meaning [...]

Ten Months

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. The doctor said, “Your husband is suffering from a very serious, severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don’t do the following, your husband will surely die.” “Each morning, fix him a healthy [...]

Reading Between The Lines

John Jones, the head of the company asked his manager to write a detailed employment review describing Bob Smith, one of his programmers. 1. Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found 2. hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without 3. wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never 4. thinks [...]

Meals A Day

A young couple, married just a couple of weeks, returns from their honeymoon to face the beginning of their new lives. The next morning the husband wakes up, showers, dresses and makes his way to the kitchen where he sees his new wife crying. So the husband inquires, “What’s wrong, Honey?” “Well, I came down [...]

Chinese Proverb

Panties not best thing on earth! �.But next to best thing on earth.

Blowjob Etiquette

A Females Perspective * First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it so if you get one, be grateful * I don’t care WHAT they did in the porno video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone’s face. * I DON’T have to swallow. * My ears are NOT [...]

Chinese Proverb

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Did You Hear About Little Jimmy?

He is four years old. He was bugging his mother so she said, “Jimmy, why don’t you go across the street and watch the builders work? Maybe you will learn something.” Jimmy was gone about two hours. When he came home his mother asked him what he had learned? Jimmy replied, “Well, first you put [...]

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