He is four years old. He was bugging his mother so she said, “Jimmy, why don’t you go across the street and watch the builders work? Maybe you will learn something.” Jimmy was gone about two hours. When he came home his mother asked him what he had learned? Jimmy replied, “Well, first you put the Goddamn door up. Then the son-of-a-bitch doesn’t fit, so you have to take the cocksucker back down. Then you have to take a cunts hair off each side and put the mother fucker back up.” Jimmy’s mother was horrified and said to him, “You wait till your father gets home and hears this!!!” When Jimmy’s father got home Jimmy repeated to him the whole story of what he had learned across the street. When he was finished his father was just as horrified as his mother had been. He said, “Jimmy, go outside and get me a switch right now!!!” To which Jimmy replied, “FUCK YOU, that’s the electrician’s job.”