Chinese Proverb
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone!
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone!
Leprechauns A man walks into a public bathroom and begins using one of the urinals. He looks to his left and sees a very short man also peeing. Suddenly, the short man looks up at the taller man, and the taller man is completely embarrassed about staring at the smaller man’s penis. “Sorry,” says the [...]
Brouhaha Pronunciation: \?brü-?hä-?hä, ?brü-?hä-?hä, brü-?hä-?hä\ 1: hubbub, major uproar The NTS Faithful will cause a major brouhaha if The Reverend Doctor’s MySpace is not soon restored.
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, “Ma’am, if your heart [...]
Moral Of The Story I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me…It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was 22, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. [...]
Patronis Erectus No, no, no…this is not a Harry Potter term, it’s a medical term. It is the technical term for what happens when The Reverend Doctor has had too much Patron and cannot gets his erection to work.