Thanks 4 inviting me to your show!! It was excellent!!!! Keep doing the good work! Peaceout4now!!!

Okay, this latest show is a GEM!! Started with big laughs, and never let up! “Chip Away” was a fantastic choice for the opener, btw…

We wanna know how you get to be a Mac Daddy, and get our name on some big ol’ titties, too. Rev. Wright might make an entertaining guest sometime…

So you’re sounding a bit more like your old self – I take it that Rio has worked it’s way through your system, finally.

Happy belated Cinqo de Mayo, btw! You woulda made a stupendous grand marshall! Heavens to mergatroid, indeed!

Nodnarb – more Patron!!! The Rev won’t miss one bottle – just put some stamps on it, and give it to the carrier pelican… it’ll get here.

Hope Melissa is doin’ good – we haven’t kept up with our attorney like we should have.

Abstinence? Isn’t that that expensive liquer?… We don’t drink that shit at all.

Kennedy’s liver was replaced with small grapefruit many years ago, btw. I beleive they found a brain on his tumor this time…

Good on you for recognizing Memorial Day. We remember them, and the sacrifice they made. And we remember the sick fucks who orchestrated the wars they fought, and who profited from them. And the War Pigs are gonna BUUUURN!!!

But lo, we digress… American Idle blows – next time you’re watchin’ that show, pour a drink and get outside… Kareoke contests are not a farm system for real musicians. Pretty soon there will be no real musicians making records…

RIP Bo Diddley & Harvey Korman.

We love Tatum O’neil, but we don’t care so much for crack. The crazy dyke!!

MAHALO Doc & the NTS gang – keep up the great work M. Wilson! You stole our dream job…

Shine like the sun… Floyd Factor

I am sending you a recommendation for the next Queen. She is a fine example of young ladies raised in the islands of Hawaii.

Great show as always, will be calling soon. I am feeling like a touch of craziness is in order.

Hallelujah & Heavens to Mergatroid! You’re back and better than ever. Thanks for that nice tune & don’t worry about the reviews. Tom Waits & Leo Kotke both sing, so you can too. Really enjoyed it all, ‘specially the political commentary.

Sorry ‘Big Brown’ suffered such a ‘Brownout’ at the last moment. Nice starting position. Weather was unusually hot. Belmont’s a 1-1/2 mile so you never know… we were hoping for another triple but maybe next year.

Things going very well here on planet kaje. Promise I’ll keep you up to date.

sinceramentally yrs,

kaje